Preface: Stovepipe grew up in the great State of Maine. And though he now lives in the midwest, sometimes he slips into his Maine accent. Especially when it comes to (uh oh here he goes!!!) THE MAINE HICK PINE TAR BAR!!!
What are ya wait’n fah? SEAS the day, the world is yay lobster! So scrub the barnacles off ya boat! If ya know what I mean? Ayuh! Do ya? So shake off ya fancy flannel! Button up ya thermal underwear butt hatch! And spit shine ya dancin’ boots. This pine tar bah will have ya MAINE squeeze climin’ in the sack like a lobster to a trap.